I am way late to the Great British Bake Off party… but I love it SO MUCH!
I was first introduced to the GBBO a couple of years ago when my aunt a.k.a. baking role model made me this AMAZING raspberry magic birthday cake:
Yes, that is a dome of raspberry Swiss rolls topped with fresh raspberries… mmmmm. My aunt told me that she’d been inspired by a recipe she’d seen on the GBBO, and that was the first I’d heard of the show. Let’s be honest – any TV show that had resulted in my delicious raspberry magic cake was obviously something worth looking into.
It wasn’t until recently that I started watching. I began with Season 5, and I was instantly hooked. I’m working my way through Season 7 right now and am loving every second of it.
The only bad thing about the GBBO is that it makes me feel woefully inadequate. Whenever they do a bake, my reaction is either “Hey – I’ve made that before!” (8% of the time) or “I’ve never made that before – how can I call myself a baker if I’ve never made that before??!?!” (92% of the time).
This is where I confess that until today, I had never made a tart before. Can you believe it? A tart is like a basic food group in the baking world!
My trusty Bobbette & Belle cookbook has a couple of nice looking tart recipes, so I finally bit the bullet and bought a tart pan. The book says I can use either a 14 x 4.5 inch rectangular pan or an 8-inch round pan. I bought the former, because a narrow rectangle seems like a cool shape for a baked good. There are enough round cakes, cookies, pies, and tortes in the world. Bring on the right angles, I say.
I opted to make the Mixed Berry Tart with Vanilla Pastry Cream, a recipe with three components:
- Sweet Pastry
- Vanilla Pastry Cream
- Mixed Berry Topping
Pastries always seem to be a little finicky, so this was the step I was probably most intimidated by. Unlike the pie pastries I’ve made, which typically call for cold butter, the tart shell pastry calls for room temperature butter. It also has granulated sugar, one egg, some all-purpose flour, and a wee bit of salt. Kudos to the Bobbette & Belle team for keeping it super simple with the sugar and flour types, because some of the other tart recipes I’ve seen online use specialized stuff that can be a pain to keep around if you don’t bake tarts on the regular.
After a few steps in the mixer, my pastry looked a little dry, but I trusted in the process and did not want to overmix it. When I shaped it into a disc by hand, the pastry seemed to hold together, which was a good sign. I popped it into the fridge for a couple of hours as directed.
The next step is to roll the dough out to a 1/8 inch thick rectangle. Hahahah – that’s what I thought when I attempted to do this. The dough broke into chunks. The book includes a mildly helpful tip: “If the dough cracks, let it rest for a few minutes to warm up slightly before continuing to roll”. Crack seemed like an understatement. In hindsight, what I think I should have done is beat the dough a bit with my rolling pin to spread it out without it breaking. I managed to smush seams together and eventually ended up with my large rectangle of dough, more or less in one piece.
Okay, next step: “Roll the dough around the rolling pin and then unroll it over the tart pan.” It sounds so easy, doesn’t it? Except when I went to roll my dough around the rolling pin, it basically disintegrated – as did my visions of my perfect, Pinterest worthy berry tart.
I managed to mostly get it into the tart pan and I patched my little heart out. It looked a little rough, but hey – it all gets covered, right?
Into the oven it went – first for a blind bake, then finished with a regular bake. I found the instructions a little confusing: blind bake for 12 to 15 minutes “until a light golden colour”, then remove the parchment and beans and bake for another 10 minutes “or until lightly golden in colour”. Erm, wouldn’t it already be light golden? Are “light golden” and “lightly golden” different colours?
After 15 minutes blind baking, my pastry didn’t look raw, but it also wasn’t lightly golden. I left it in for one minute longer (still not golden), then took out the parchment and beans (lentils, in my case). After ten more minutes in the oven, it was light/lightly golden. Time to cool and focus on the pastry cream.
Vanilla Pastry Cream
With the shell done, the worst was surely behind me – right? (Foreshadowing)
The Vanilla Pastry Cream is a separate recipe in the back of the book (“Buttercreams, Frostings and Fillings”). It calls for whole milk, egg yolks, sugar, cornstarch, vanilla, a wee bit of butter, and some cream. I didn’t have whole milk so I used 2%. Perhaps that’s what cause me grief.
I mastered the first couple of steps: bringing the milk to a simmer, whisking in the egg yolks/sugar/cornstarch/vanilla without creating scrambled eggs in the process, and pouring it all back into the pot.
Here’s where I got turned around: “Bring to a boil over medium heat, whisking constantly. Cook, whisking constantly, until the pastry cream thickens, 1 to 2 minutes.” As it turns out, my pastry cream thickened – but before it even boiled. I think I let it get too thick, but I was looking out for the boiling cue, which never came.
The next step was to strain the cream through a fine-mesh sieve. My cream was basically a solid custard. I put it in the sieve and it just sat on top. I had to really mash it down to get it to go through, which I’m not sure is how it’s supposed to go…
I chilled it in the fridge for a few hours, hoping I’d done everything right(ish). The final step called for whipping the cream and folding it into the pasty cream. My folding didn’t exactly create a cohesive, smooth cream. Rather, it was a bit… chunky? If I overmixed, I’d deflate the cream, which was no good at all. I decided to leave it a little chunky. After all, it gets covered, right?
(Are you sensing a theme here?)
Mixed Berry Topping
Luckily, it is next to impossible to mess up a berry topping. You literally wash assorted berries, and that’s it. Though the recipe suggests blueberries, blackberries, raspberries, and strawberries, it also says that you can use any in-season fruit. I stuck with their recommendation, covering my chunky pastry cream with brightly coloured berries. I even popped in a few mint leaves for good measure.
Despite the roller coaster of a baking process, I thought my tart actually looked quite good. I realized I didn’t actually have a serving plate large enough for the narrow rectangle shape (oops – maybe I should have gone the conventional round route?), but a cutting board did the trick just fine (as long as I angled the tart).
At last, it was time to tuck in.
AMAAAAAZING! It tasted fabulous. Though the pastry cream appeared chunky, its texture was somehow miraculously smooth. The pastry itself was delicious – crisp, a beautiful golden colour, and positively scrumptious (said in the voice of Mary Berry).
Truly, this is one of the most delicious tarts/pastries I have ever had. The crust really is like a cookie, the cream was rich yet light, and the whole thing was just decadent and delightful.
My first tart was officially a success!
An aside: I want to dress up as Mary Berry for Halloween and make Cedric dress as Paul Hollywood. What do you think – too niche?